OF COURSE YOU DIDN’T! You’re Martha (Fucking) Stewart FFS! Since she’s Martha (Expletive Deleted) Stewart, she knocked this one out of the ballpark. “To tell the honest truth, I have never, ever, really used a slow cooker.”Īwesome. However, the very first line addressed the giant pink elephant in the room. I’ll be 100% honest and admit I was a tad bit apprehensive at the idea of Martha Stewart tackling a crockpot recipe book since she isn’t what you’d necessarily call relatable. īut when she came out of the pokey? Now that is a girl I want to hang with. Martha one-ups me by making a fairy garden with Mary Effing Poppins!Īll the above is to say that I’ve been a superfan since way back when Martha came off with this kind of air about her. Martha is the reason I know what a “cloche” is and how I should shove a bunch of miniature shit in one in order to make a tiny “winter wonderland.” Speaking of tiny, just when I thought I was really kicking ass with my “Hobbit Haven”.

That being said, I’ll be the first to admit that back in the day I didn’t really tune in to her show for the food – since it was super uppity and I am super trailer parky – but I luuuuuuuuurved all the dang craft segments. I’ve been a Martha Stewart fan since Jesus was a toddler. īut today we’re going to ignore all that and focus on the glory which is Martha. Of course, with sweater weather brings my most hated basic white girl obsession of them all.

Tomorrow is the first official day of Fall and *crossing fingers* sweater weather will be here any second. Oh, and YOU’RE WELCOME Cubs fans – my family’s misery is what ended a 108 losing streak and 71-year-old curse.) (If you’re just dying with anticipation to see what kind of godawful concoction I can churn out, you’ll have to settle for the Great Goat Sacrifice of 2016. īut Mother Nature has decided to be a real turdburger and it’s been about 12,000 degrees with 1,000,000% humidity since it got here so I’m saying screw it and my family is living on cereal until the heat wave breaks. This one actually arrived a couple of weeks ago and I even have all of the ingredients ready to make this. If you follow my reviews you know that I generally try to make something from any new cookbook I receive.

Martha stewart crock pot mac and cheese